“D” IN LOVE
(Sid Tepper-Roy C. Bennett)

You get “A” in biology
You get “A” in Psychology
You’re a whiz in your science class
Any quiz, you’re in sense to pass
But when you’re out with me
Baby, you get “D”, “D” in love

Smarty cat, you’re the teacher’s pet
You got brains that you ain’t use yet
You can name every president
Yes in school, you’re hundred percent
But when the lights are low, zero 
You get “D”, “D” in love

Here’s your report card
Kissin’ – you got to practice nightly
Huggin’ – you got to squeeze more tightly
I recommend this remedy
Lots and lots and lots and lots of home work with me

You’re an encyclopaedia
Baby I can’t get near to you
I know you, and know your A-B-C
But you flunk in L-O-V-E
You’ve got a high  I.Q.
Shame on you, you get “D”, “D” in love

Kissin’ – you got to practice nightly
Huggin’ – you got to squeeze more tightly
Lots and lots and lots and lots of home work with me

You’re an encyclopaedia
Baby I can’t get near to you
I know you, and know your A-B-C
But you flunk in L-O-V-E
You’ve got a high  I.Q.
Shame on you, you get “D”, “D” in love
You get “D”, “D” in love; you get “D”, “D” in love